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Creative Chaos Award

Ragusa, Italy

Yes, It looks like a chain, a very American experience. However, I like the absurdity in the wording and in the structure of the award, so here are my responses and my nominees:

Here are the rules for the Creative Chaos Award:

1. You must tell 3 completely weird things about your habits. If you claim to have no weird habits, you’re lying and we’ll have to send an investigative team for further analysis.

2. You must tell why you look at the “glass half full” scenario and ask “what? No coffee?”

3. Complete any one of the following essay questions:

A. You find yourself in a desolate place when your car breaks down. You have no cell phone service, no Walmart (I know, GASP, right?), and only a candy bar for food. It is 150 miles to the closest town. What color are your pants and why?

B. You find yourself having to ride an elevator quite frequently. How do you pass the time to show off your creativity?

4. Then you are to nominate 3/5 random people and let them know.

5. Make sure to show proper gratitude to the person who nominated you whether that is to shower them with gifts, prizes, and cash or to see that they are put into a clown costume and photographed for internet mocking.

6. Make sure to post the award somewhere other than the underside of the toilet seat.

A chaotic award?

The 3 completely weird things about my habits are:

1. I am terrified by Teletubbies.

2. I don’t dance!

3. I love olive oil, but I dislike olives.

You must tell why you look at the “glass half full” scenario and ask “what? No coffee?”

No, first of all, it’d be a mug. And it’d be People’s Café’s Caramel Macchiato, all steamy and sweet… What?! No internet connection? I’m outta here!

The reply to the question is:

A. You find yourself in a desolate place when your car breaks down. You have no cell phone service, no Walmart (I know, GASP, right?), and only a candy bar for food. It is 150 miles to the closest town. What color are your pants and why?

I’ve never seen a Walmart after spending a year and a half in the United States (Bay Area and DC). Also, I’ve never purchased any goods from Starbucks, although I free-rode a few times for their restrooms. Uh, GASP! That’s where I forgot my pants!

My three nominees are:

1. Calvin After Cal – the first blog I started following
2. Musings on Moscow, Comments on Kazakhstan – interesting read on my next steps as a world traveller
3. hoopaddicted – wanna talk sports? that’s the way to do it!

 

Thank you, Dear Kitty for the nomination!

my bit(e) of gratitude

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One response to “Creative Chaos Award

  1. petrel41 April 2, 2012 at 7:46 am

    You really deserve the award, and good luck with your blog!

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